Top 10 Dad Jokes Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two tired. When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. What do you call a thousand rabbits walking backwards? A receding hairline. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable. How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody nose. What did the daddy spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web. Family Matters – Thankful for Men Who Matter 1 Thessalonians 2:10–12 1. They are a good . 2. They are or their kids. 3. They are kids. 4. They are kids. 5. They are kids to have a great with God. Remember God is the only perfect Father. The Holy Spirit is working in our lives to help us. We do not do this alone.